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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if air fresheners have gotten too smart? If they have become scent-ient."
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"My first post. It's also a tech pun. Konrad Zuse's Z1 was so slow it hertz."
"When you're alone in your room, start doing karate so ghosts know what's up."
"Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up? The dinocologist"
"Hey, everybody under 25 just shut up for like FIVE minutes."
"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died"
"How do weathermen get up a mountain? They climate."
"My mom recently figured out that the best way to get me to call her back right away is to text me that someone died but not tell me who."
"I used to have a dog named Ass. RIP Ass"
"Didn't realize how much motherhood had changed me until I army crawled in & out of my sleeping baby's room to get my 1/2 cup of cold coffee."