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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally hit my head on a window today... It was paneful."
Next Joke
"I couldn't tell if I brushed my teeth with tooth paste or shamoo last night I hope it was the former, not the lather."
"has anyone fixed the sound barrier yet"
"What did the bull say to the green eyed cow? I can't get pasteurize."
"Barber: What would you like today? Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!"
"Why don't computers have any brothers? They are all trans-sisters."
"There'd be no reason to see a doctor if WebMD gave out prescriptions."
"what did president abe lincoln call his journal? ...his lincoln logs"
"I lost my job performing circumcisions I just couldn't cut it."
"What do sex and air have in common? They're no big deal unless you aren't getting any."