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Joke of the Day

"Joke of The Day A new Student came to the class. After telling the rest of the Children his name, the teacher asked, ""what does your Father do""? . . . . . . Student :"" Whatever Mom Says"""

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"Someone told me: Don't fall in love, you might get hurt. I said: Don't live, you might die.."
"Hey, are you from Ireland? Because when I see you, my penis is Dublin"
"hey girls if you sleep with a guy then tell them you're pregnant they'll give you a bunch of money for an abortion I have like 50 cars"
"How do make a gay guy fuck a woman? How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? - Shit in her cunt."
"a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat"
"Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida."
"I feel bad for Pedophiles They have such a hard time fitting in. (NSFW with imagination)"
"Buddha is not a god But he sure looks like he ate one"
"To the dude i just saw driving a beat up Ford mini van with spare tire and dream catcher on mirror: that dream catchers not working dude!"