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Joke of the Day

"Joke of The Day A new Student came to the class. After telling the rest of the Children his name, the teacher asked, ""what does your Father do""? . . . . . . Student :"" Whatever Mom Says"""

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"I just went to the apple orchard with my girlfriend... My only complaint was I didn't get to be in cider."
"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? An automobile"
"What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb? A boomerang"
"The bartender says..... ""We don't serve faster-than-light particles here!"" A tachyon enters a bar."
"Hubs says when I drink I'm ""too loud"" and use too many ""big words."" WELL I'M SORRY IF MY VOCIFEROUS GRANDILOQUENCE BOTHERS YOU!!"
"How do you make Hitler kill himself? Give him his gas bill."
"What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people? Dad."
"What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole."
"GF asked me last night ""Do you even know why I like cherry coke??"" ""...because it's so delicious."""