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Joke of the Day
"What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet? A Pedofile"
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"How do you find an ants forefathers? Check it's ants-history."
"A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. He was charged with littering"
"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof"
"I just released my mixtape in Tianjin. It was da bomb. Too soon?"
"Even if you're single, always blame a declined credit card on your fictional spouse at the register."
"I'm sorry. I had your Sharona confused with mine."
"Jesus: Unless you become like children you will not enter heaven *Gets hit by a water ballon* Jesus: That's not what I meant, Paul"
"[judge at restaurant] ""I will try... the lobster"" [2 hours later] ""I find the lobster guilty of money laundering and embezzlement"""
"""YOLNT"" -Cats"