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Joke of the Day

"How do you find an ants forefathers? Check it's ants-history."

"TIL a man went in to have his right leg amputated but somehow they removed his left. After the mistake was corrected, he then sued but lost Judge said he didn't have a leg to stand on"

"What would I do if Future tried talking to me? I'd autotune him out. :)"

"Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? A: The bucket."

"When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them. You can say I'm passive, aggressive."

"Did you hear the score of the Germany Vs Ethiopia game? Germany 8, Ethiopia didn't."

"An American History Joke What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."

"What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !"

"Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin... The batter"

"I'm getting an MRI tomorrow... to find out whether or not I'm claustrophobic."