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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry. I had your Sharona confused with mine."
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"The Queen Said If I had Balls I'd Be The King.. The king laughed... not because he wanted to because he had two."
"forrest gump (1994): this film gave me very unrealistic expectations of what my life would be like as a huge idiot. 2/10"
"A white Russian walks into a bar The bartender says: we have a cocktail named after you. The Russian replies: do you have a cocktail named Vladimir?"
"ok, i'm calling bullshit on Ariel singing underwater"
"What do you call a Yugoslavian Pimp? Yasalivason Medickubitch"
"Kanye name his son North West, So no matter who many people make fun of him, with a name like that we know he is heading straight to the top. And a little to the left"
"How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant? Allah carte."
"If I had any self control I'd probably eat that too."
"I'm not racist but... Your hair looks gorgeous. ""How is that racist?"" I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican."