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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back."

"A police dog had to sniff my bag but it was a puppy so I wasn't even worried cause it's probably not good at its job yet."

"What is Polish roulette? It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol."

"I am 48 and my wife is 8 months pregnant. am i too old to be a dad?"

"Kim Kardashin flour bombing incident Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin. They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing"

"waldo at the gym can't none of y'all spot me"

"Nice butts take my breath away... I'm assmatic."

"What's the difference between soap and SOPA? You won't get fucked if you drop SOPA."

"Who busted you out of Iraq? Well actually, I-ran"

"I have an intense fear of hiccups Luckily, I only ever have one."