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Joke of the Day
"what did Obama say to Trump? show me your schlong form birth certificate"
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"[stranded on Mars journal] day 1: rob and I have enough oatmeal to last us 300 days day 2: I ate rob"
"Why is #Windows10 releasing before nine? because 7 8 9"
"If you are afraid of pedophiles... ...Grow up!"
"Is your refrigerator running? cause I'd rather vote for it instead of these two"
"BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos."
"I wish I had emo hair So it would cut its self"
"Why did the football go to the bank? to get is quarterback."
"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? Well, the pickpocket snatches watches,"
"U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands. Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners."