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Joke of the Day

"I have decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you money... I'm sorry, but I've moved on, and maybe it's time that you do too."

"My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer."

"Naps are for old people. I was taking a horizontal life pause."

"When you hug someone, think of all the poop you are just inches away from."

"This woman at the bar said ""move, you're blocking the door"" & I'm like strange pickup line but sure here's my number."

"A redditor posts a joke about a double entendre looking for upvotes. He never gets any."

"Man goes to a Doctor and says ""Doctor I feel like I'm swimming in an African river"" The Doctor replies ""You're in de Nile."""

"What does a sassy ghost say? Boo you whore"

"It must really suck working for a calendar company You can't take any days off"

"Being fat is just a giant trophy for all of the awesome food you ate."