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Joke of the Day
"Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas."
Next Joke
"You should never have sex with anyone in your family... Even if they inceest."
"If you have rectal cancer and it's treated with radiation therapy... Is that a Rem job?"
"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? It was a lawn-distanced relationship"
"Between texting, tweeting and E-mails, I haven't spoken a word in the last 3 years."
"A guy walked into a bar... ouch"
"My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh. - Norm Macdonald"
"What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? ""Who said talk is cheap?"""
"Do you like dragons? Because I'ma be dragon my balls across your forehead."
"Holding a friend's phone for her. Just texted ""put a ring on it"" to five random male names. Stay tuned."