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Joke of the Day
"Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas."
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"Some guys robbed a bank, and to escape, they blew a hole in the wall... the police are looking into it."
"A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed"
"The new and best Rock band Iron Gaben"
"When people say they want to adopt a puppy, I wonder if it's because they can't have puppies of their own."
"What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."
"Just discovered that I'm willing to drive 35mph over the speed limit to prevent a PT Cruiser from passing me."
"First Review in for ""The Force Awakens"" Absolutely to die for"
"What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !"
"What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank youLord for our daily dead!''"