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Joke of the Day

"The main problem with gay marriage is when two men hold the knife to cut the cake they will be too strong and cut through the plate & table."

"I haven't been sexually active because I'm saving myself... Some money."

"Medication for depression ""may cause thoughts of suicide"". If this were so for all meds then: Diet Pills..may cause ravenous hunger"

"There once was a man named Dave... He kept a dead whore in a cave, she was missing a tit and she smelled like shit, but look at the money he saved!"

"How are spinach and anal sex alike? Chances are if you didn't like it as a child, you're not going to like it as an adult."

"Why did they call it The Iron Curtain? They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty."

"The most useful lesson I learned from my cat is if somebody puts clothing on you, just freeze and flop over on your side."

"After growing a beard for two months I decided to shave it off. I must be a man now, because boy did that put hair on my chest!"

"just ordered so much food the delivery guy gave me four sets of utensils but it's okay I still love myself"

"Where does Obama keep his armies? In the Baracks."