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Joke of the Day
"I haven't been sexually active because I'm saving myself... Some money."
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"In order to make a Caesar salad, fill a bowl with regular salad... ... Then stab the fucker."
"A Jew, A Christian, A Lawyer, A Doctor, A Blonde, and a Biker walk into a bar........ the bartender goes ""what is this some kind of joke or something?!"""
"Did you hear about the german who accidently put his hand in boiling oil? he Gottfried.."
"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer."
"I used to have a job; ""I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off."""
"Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove."
"When someone says something was made with ""love"" what exactly does that mean? Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake?"
"Enjoying Starbucks' free WiFi with my MacBook and flannel shirt while listening to a band you've probably never heard of."
"What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair? I can't stand being in this"