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Joke of the Day

"How are spinach and anal sex alike? Chances are if you didn't like it as a child, you're not going to like it as an adult."

"Twinkle twinkle little hoe, name a guy you didn't blow."

"I'd rather have a laptop than an iPad. At least you can slam it shut when your lady walks in."

"Can we speak to the Mayans and have the ending of the world earlier than planned? Preferably before the premier of the new Twilight movie."

"As ice water runs down my face I conclude, ""Boy, you sure like to eat bread!"" is not a comment a lady on a dinner date enjoys hearing."

"My wife is a sex object Every time I ask for sex she objects."

"Tasteless Stephen King Joke When Rachel Creed came back from the dead, Louis killed her with a 12 Gage."

"What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian? Dam... I got to get in shape!"

"To those who hate birds. I think they're pretty fly myself."

"I had a girl come over last night She was a shy little thing and offered her honor to me. Being a gentleman, I honored her offer. And all night, it was honor and offer, honor and offer."