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Joke of the Day
"Time to diet. Went to the neighborhood pool today and all the women dressed me with their eyes..."
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"Im going to nickname my penis 'The Truth'... ...Because you want the truth, but you can't handle the truth, and sometimes the truth hurts."
"Dad joke- Car sick. I was riding in the car with my cousin and uncle. My cousin says ""I think i'm getting car sick"". Her dad says, ""Well if you get out of the car then you'll just be sick""."
"Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car."
"I never understand women. One minute they love guys who play the guitar, one minute they are chasing me out of the women's restroom."
"The worst reaction I ever got telling a joke was in front of a bunch of crickets."
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"What's a seal's favorite class? Art art art :)"