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"What's a seal's favorite class? Art art art :)"
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"Bring an urn speed dating. Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, ""I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"""
"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? 100 people who don't do dick."
"A horse enters a bar... A horse enters a bar Upon seeing it, the barman says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable of understanding human language, shits on the floor and leaves"
"Did you hear about the fierce competition between the Texan and Mexican ice cream shops? It was the Battle of the A La Mode!"
"Nobody believes that my first grade teacher was named Furious Crapjacket."
"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."
"Why are there more female than male archeologists? They always want to find a new bone."
"I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and some other guy is wearing the same dress."
"Lindt have done well this Christmas They've made a killing"