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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter? A rashtag."

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."

"What do you call the only wood that doesn't float? Natalie."

"A red boat and a blue boat crash into each other in the ocean... All the passengers were marooned."

"Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick."

"So, I haven't seen the vice president in the news much recently I think that he may just be Biden his time"

"Yo momma is so fat... ...She was diagnosed with a flesh-eating virus and they gave her 15 years to live."

"Did you hear about the Leper going for the masturbation world record? Eventually he pulled it off!"

"So hoola hoops are a thing again... I figured they'd swing in to style again eventually!"

"""There's no I in TEAM,"" he yells. ""There's no COACH in LOCKER ROOM,"" I respond. He leaves in stunned silence, and is never seen again."