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Joke of the Day

"Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception was beautiful."

"the devil has a tape recorder containing the sounds you made when you sang aloud with a group but didn't actually know the words"

"Koala joke Where do koalas go to school?"

"What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records."

"You know what's really great about being a narcissist? Me."

"I just introduced my date as P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney because I forgot his name. How's your night?"

"What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive? Trying to get out of his grave."

"Picking which colour pen to use.... Its always a bic decision"

"Why did the chicken cross the road today? To get away from all the assholes making Prince jokes."

"I'd like to live in Abu Dhabi. There's nothing like the bright lights, ritzy real estate, and an occasional public beheading."