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Joke of the Day
"What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records."
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"A necktie and a hat are sitting on a coat rack.... The hat says, ""you can hang around if you want, but I'm gonna go on a head. """
"I like my men, like I like my subway A foot long."
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"I just had my statistics exam Needless to say that I had some mean questions."