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Joke of the Day

"Why Latvian man did cross road? Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato."

"Hair in bun=housework Hair in ponytail=oral sex Body language is important-So he doesn't get excited when I'm about to 2 scrub the toilet"

"I would say that a zero with a line through it isn't a number, But it's naught"

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows"

"So apparently there's a team of refugees at the olympics this year. Do you reckon the Syrian refugees are on the rowing team?"

"What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast."

"what's the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there is a mile between each s."

"fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine"

"What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas? B-2"

"Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this."