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Joke of the Day
"What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas? B-2"
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"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"
"I'm from the friendzone originally But now I live in the bae area."
"*sees a hot girl on the train* ""ay gurl check this out"" *i try to seductively eat a banana but i miss my mouth & smush it into my forehead*"
"What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? Ctrl+P"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin."
"Why are boys faster than girls? Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift."
"I really hate it when people repeat something twice when making a point. don't do that guys, don't do that."
"What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl? Ebowla."
"Did you hear about the crew members of the USS Enterprise that needed help climbing into their bunks? They were hoisted by their own Picard."