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Joke of the Day
"What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas? B-2"
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"Did you hear about the Jew and the Scotsman who spent the night together? Apparently that's all they spent."
"""It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game."" -Losers"
"My wife came home with a duck under her arm... ""This is the pig I've been fucking"" she said ""That is a duck, not a pig"" I replied ""I'm not talking to you"""
"i'm a homewrecker in the sense that i got sick out both ends in the attic and it soaked through the ceiling in 3 different rooms"
"Q: What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts? A: Your ghostliness."
"Fun Fact By law, fun facts don't have to be true, but actual facts do. Just a fun fact I thought I'd share."
"Why did the farmer take a milk bath? Because he's too tall for a milk shower."
"If Memes Were Horses 4chan would give birth to it. Reddit would kill it. 9Gag would hump its dead body. Facebook would dig up its corpse and attempt to turn its remains into Frankenstein."
"I named my dick ""the fear of god"" now when my parents ask what im doing with my girlfriend i tell them im putting the fear of god in her"