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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows"
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"Great news! Chipotle is giving out thousands of free burritos tomorrow! That means I'll be seeing thousands of you by this weekend!"
"What fetish does winners hate the most? The feet"
"What do you call a politically correct boat? A censorship"
"How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?"
"What is the black stuff between elephants' toes? Slow natives"
"What is dill bread made from? Dill dough."
"For today. * Knock knock. * Who's there? * 9/11. * 9/11 who? * [You said you wouldn't forget](/spoiler)"
"The keurig machine at work acts like its going to give me coffee, but it turns off at the last minute. I feel like I'm getting brew balls."
"NSFW Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit... One fly farts. The other fly says, ""Do you mind? I'm eating."""