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Joke of the Day
"I would say that a zero with a line through it isn't a number, But it's naught"
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"Drinking light beer is like having sex in a canoe... ... fucking near water"
"Tom Cruise's nickname in between the sheets Cruise missile."
"In a world full of lefts Nothing would be right."
"I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over."
"Thanksgiving is probably the only day that there are more searches for ""stuffing"" on Google than on PornHub."
"What did Obama say after his mom finished serving dinner? ""Thanks Omama."""