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Joke of the Day

"I've invented a solar-powered still! It turns sunshine into moonshine. Credit: Quirk."

"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was out standing in his field."

"Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies? They've got a lot of thyme on their hands"

"How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you? Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!"

"What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber? Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up"

"Why won't Monica Lewinsky be voting for Hillary? Because the last Clinton presidency left a very bad taste in her mouth."

"Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? Because its leaves rustled."

"I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless."

"So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale was tattooed the price of her tail and on her behind for the sake of the blind was the same information in braile."

"Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonald's; Not funny, grow up."