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Joke of the Day

"Why won't Monica Lewinsky be voting for Hillary? Because the last Clinton presidency left a very bad taste in her mouth."

"Why does Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can jump"

"When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said ""braaaaiiiiinnnnssss"" number 10 ate the researcher."

"How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Gas chambers don't have light bulbs."

"I had a jacket stolen from me tonight. My enemies will stop at nothing to keep me from maintaining a comfortable body temperature in style"

"If you start a sentence with ""Let me reiterate..."" I'm gonna ignore it the second time too."

"How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch."

"Yo girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't really understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Where do Muslim people go when they die? Everywhere"

"I wonder if dog's had facebook, would they put our picture as their profile picture."