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Joke of the Day

"Why won't Monica Lewinsky be voting for Hillary? Because the last Clinton presidency left a very bad taste in her mouth."

"TIFU by complimenting a co-worker's womanly hips. Get over it, Steve."

"All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo."

"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"

"What kind of fish is made of just two atoms? 2 Na"

"What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die"

"Coming soon to Fox and Friends: a crime fighting duo useless at stopping mass shootings. They are THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS, Wednesdays at 9 pm."

"*Arrives at ticket stall with my girl* Me: Two tickets to the movie please. Attendant: For The Hobbit? Me: No, that's my girlfriend."

"What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Kobain after finding out he cheated on her? *""I'll give you one more shot""*"

"What do you call a magnet that can go both ways? Bi-Polar"