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Joke of the Day

"What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber? Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up"

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"Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change? He was always going around half-cocked."
"Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other"
"Going to the bathroom isn't the problem It's the shit that I have to deal with every day."
"Physics 101: Heat expands objects.. You're fat.. you're hot"
"Our baby now can clap which I believe qualifies him to be a member of an infomercial audience."
"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? To find a tight seal."
"What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde? They had a wedding reception."
"Just need to grow I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn't get bacon seeds anywhere."
"Is your name WiFi, because I'm feeling the connection"