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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was out standing in his field."
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"The only reason I watch political speeches is cause I'm hoping there's gonna be a sniper."
"WHITE GIRL: im not a dog person, im not a cat person, im a people person ME: (whispering to my dog) i think that means she owns slaves"
"What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand? He screws, nuts, and bolts"
"What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show? A magic show is full of **cunning stunts**"
"I like to steal other peoples' Viagra... It's a real dick move, I know."
"What do you call dirt? Dirty."
"I should call you Dr. Cause you just got a PhD in gettin schooled."
"Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa? Ebola cereal!"
"TGIF Tongue goes in First"