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Joke of the Day
"How do you escape from a Jewish Cop? You take the toll road."
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"So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""
"What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around? Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!"
"A good rule of thumb is to never be in Liam Neeson's movie family."
"Hangover status: playing duct, duct, tape with the kids."
"The Reddit team fired Victoria without telling anyone why. I guess you could say it is Victoria's Secret"
"A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a ""beer"" and ""a mop""."
"Masturbation isn't illegal ...but I'm sure if it was, people would take the law into their own hands."
"I don't usually pick up hitchhikers but this poor guy looks like he's running late to hockey practice. He already has his mask on."
"They say robots are going to replace lawyers... Make sense, they don't have hearts"