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Joke of the Day

"The Reddit team fired Victoria without telling anyone why. I guess you could say it is Victoria's Secret"

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"

"My Son is a porn star... ...I had to have my wife arrested."

"You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male They have a higher rate of penetration..."

"Why am I fat? Every time I fuck your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie"

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect a teritary joke."

"What did Hillary Clinton say at the last debate? Nothing...because she was in the kitchen where she belongs."

"Why was the lizard nervous in bed? He had reptile dysfuncton"

"I just finished writing a book on dolphins. I should have used paper."

"The British are coming! The British are coming! The British have to get up early! The British swear they'll call you in the morning!"