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Joke of the Day
"Hangover status: playing duct, duct, tape with the kids."
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"Wife: Where'd you buy my gift? Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right? Me: Coupon? *wife faints*"
"Why do all blacks have acne? Because they all have black heads."
"When I say ditto after someone tells me they love me, it doesn't mean I love them. It means I love me too."
"I came up with a movie idea. A man's daughter is abducted. This man has has a unique set of skills and goes on a revenge rampage. But the idea was taken."
"So many rainbows so little rain. Please send rain, sincerely California."
"Racist marathoners only run 3Ks."
"Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun & tired of their shade."
"To catch a woman, one must think like a woman. *places glass of wine, and Channing Tatum dvd on mouse trap"
"Have you ever eaten African food... Neither have they"