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Joke of the Day
"I like to think of myself as a humble man. Actually, I just like to think of myself."
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"Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove."
"Why did the hipster die? He thought breathing was too mainstream"
"Calculus and alcohol don't mix... Never drink and derive."
"What do you call a camel in a car? A camel auto!"
"How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear? By the dandruff on her shoes."
"How do you call a meerkat? C'meerkat."
"What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia? Linen"
"If i was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you."
"Why Ireland so rich? Because its capital is always Dublin."