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Joke of the Day

"Ninja level hiding skills! Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?? Because they are so darn good at it."

"Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? Because he was General Electric."

"Why are there not more black golfers? Because the bus route doesn't go to the country club."

"To test my kid's readiness for a pet I had her clean up poop in the yard all week and now I can't go back to using the toilet."

"WhatsApp..... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi"

"Just been confronted by my next door neighbour, apparently there's been items going missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants!"

"An Englishman walks into a bar. There's normally a Scotsman, Welshman and an Irishman too. But they're still at the Rugby World Cup."

"On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships."

"What's red and not there? No tomatoes."

"There Are A Couple of Types of People in this World Those who play half life, and those who know what the number ""3"" is. I still don't understand what 3 is..."