138373

Joke of the Day

"Seeing as it's almost time for New Years Celebrations for myself Tonight I am an exorcist, as I shall be ridding the house of all Spirits."

"Two guys walk into a bar.. The third guy ducked."

"Why are people in jail always mad? Because they are constantly butt-hurt."

"High joke A cop stops a man and asks ""how high are you?"" The man replies."" That is wrong english. You should say 'Hi how are you?'"""

"Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry? Because of the sand which is there."

"I wanted to have dinner before 8:30pm. So I told my wife that I absolutely needed it by 7:30pm."

"What do you call an asian women who flies an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."

"I think my cat's a communist... He won't shut up about Mao"

"Generally speaking, a woman's hotness is directly proportional to the number of times your wife calls her a whore."

"So there was a bomb threat at my school today... Tomorrow's gonna be a blast."