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Joke of the Day
"Are you lactose intolerant? If so, you won't be able to handle this cheesy joke"
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"You've got to hand it to midgets Because they cant reach it themselves"
"What is the hardest part about puberty? (NSFW) My penis."
"Dear grapefruit, putting the name of a better fruit in your name doesn't change the fact that you taste like a lemon's butthole."
"Told by the driver of the bus we were on Driver: so you hear president obama is in the hospital right? Us: no we didnt Driver: he cant stop putin"
"Why was the vampire's girlfriend mad at him? Because she couldn't finish her sentences. Why couldn't she finish her sentences? He kept eating her periods."
"Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the lift."
"Lake Erie: Great Lake name Lake Titicaca: Greater lake name"
"What was the name of that south Korean who had a foot fetish? Suk Sum Toh"
"Dear Fruity Pebbles: Calorie content w/out milk is unnecessary. Anyone shoving dry Fruity Pebbles down their throat isn't counting calories."