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Joke of the Day

"Are you lactose intolerant? If so, you won't be able to handle this cheesy joke"

"Does anyone else feel like a 25yr old trapped in a 40yr+ body???"

"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes."

"after u die u do the same life again on a higher difficulty setting. more relationships fail and more loved ones die. certain dogs explode"

"Good is the enemy of great. Sponge is the enemy of math. Metaphysics is the enemy of Walmart."

"What is hot and makes me hard? Being covered in lava."

"Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."

"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can actually finish a race."

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto"

"Just met a nerdy spider. He's a web designer"