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Joke of the Day
"Think about something positive! What's the first thing that comes to your mind? My HIV test."
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"I got 99 issues... And they are all collectable national geographics."
"Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words ""gruesome discovery"" coming from your TV on the morning news."
"my shower curtain grabbing my thigh while I was washing my hair is the most action I've gotten in a long time."
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a *brazilian*?"""
"You sell yourself for retweets, you are a prostitweet."
"My mom told me if she sees me on Reddit again she will smash my face to the keyboanfiauoprfh8u89puqeiofjrjr89qp"
"What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants? E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home."
"Do lady dolphins ever get tattoos of 19-yr-old community college students?"
"Netflix is becoming a viable competitor to cable service So your local cable company is now offering headend and bellend"