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Joke of the Day

"Why don't the people of Pompeii like volcanoes? Because they're all dead. As told by my best friend, in light of the Indian joke."

"What's common between a crying baby and a gun? You must not bring either to the movies."

"Me: I'm going across the street to get a beer. Priest: You can't bring a beer in here. This is a church. Me: I can if it's in my stomach."

"A blind man walks into a bar ow."

"make it a double A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks her what she wants. ""I'll have an entendre,"" she says. ""Make it a double"" So he gave it to her."

"My family is starting to catch on to my ""I died"" excuse."

"Yo mamma so stupid when she heard of ""orange is the new black"" she thought Donald Trump became the president."

"What race is the author of Charlotte's Web? E B White"

"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex She told me she's been having sex with an asshole for years"

"How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing? They look in the obituary"