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Joke of the Day

"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without XY"

"What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany? He got autobahned"

"Why do smarter people last longer when having sex? Because it takes twice as long to fuck their brains out"

"I wish i was Batman Because my parents would be dead."

"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a Warehouse."

"I just broke up with my blind girlfriend. We just didn't see eye to eye anymore."

"""Are you a member of any organized political party?"" ""No. I'm a Republican."""

"Hey, Christianity- what's all the fuss about a virgin anyway? I could be a virgin if I wanted to. But I don't. Because sex. Also? More sex."

"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everyone but you."