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Joke of the Day

"There's no way that Cinderella was treated like shit her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like ""yeah right."""

"Having a traditional Columbus Day. Headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them."

"Why I'm leaving /r/jokes I have to go to work. I'll be back later."

"What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for School?! Bison"

"I like magic so much that I got married. Just to watch the fun out of my life disappear!"

"My snack didn't taste very good. Now I'm gonna hafta cleanse the palate w a large buffalo chicken pizza for lunch I know. Life's tough."

"Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs? Right where ya left him."

"*guy collapses* ICE CREAM MAN: does anyone know CPR DOCTOR:*looks at ice cream cones in both his hands, looks up, then slowly walks away*"

"Man asks blonde for coffee without cream. Blonde replies: ""We're out of cream. Would you prefer coffee without milk instead?"""

"If you use your alarm to look for your car in a parking lot someone will eventually help you find it by yelling ""It's over here you idiot!"""