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Joke of the Day

"So an elf walked into a bar... The hobbit laughed and walked under it."

"If I had to remove any part in my body I'd remove my spine, it's holding me back."

"How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic? You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha"

"Two goldfish are in a tank... One said, ""you man the guns, and I'll drive""."

"There is a 'you can kill them if you catch them within a minute' rule on people who wake you up. EVERYONE knows that. *sharpening knife*"

"There are three kinds of people in the world, Those who are good at math and those who aren't."

"Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock? He ran into trafiki."

"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? After you slap it, a mosquito will stop sucking."

"I bought my epileptic friend a strobe light for his birthday. He's going to have a fit when he sees it."

"I went on Reddit once I reg-Reddit"