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Joke of the Day
"Please. Danger is my middle name. ""What's your first name?"" Avoids"
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"Hard to believe it's 2017 I'm still writing ""this is a nightmare fuck everything omg"" on my checks."
"Two men walk into a bar... Two men walk into a bar. The first man says ""I'll have H2O"". The second man says "" I'll have H2O too"". The second man dies."
"Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you."
"What do you call a woman who loves small dicks? Hopefully your girlfriend"
"What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship? Carbon dating"
"Him: Let's play ""show me your binky."" Me: Hey Father, this is a fucked up confession. Can't I just say a Hail Mary?"
"You're riding the crest of a slump?"
"Why are there no American flags at the DNC? Because the delegates were standing on them."
"How does the basis of all TIFU's start.... by doing what you see on reddit."