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Joke of the Day

"Take My Advice I Don't Use It Anyways"

"Every time I click ""Remember Me"" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence... ...But some cookies would brighten my day! Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now."

"How do mathematicians become engineers? You just gotta apply yourself."

"A frustrated doctor walks into a bar The bar tender asks, why are you fuming The doctor responds,""I DONT HAVE ENOUGH PATIENCE"""

"I tell this joke all the time on Reddit... ...it never gets gold."

"Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why.."

"The year is 2543. Beyblades are a form of currency. Everyone speaks in emoji. President Woof outlaws all cats. Madonna releases a new single"

"How to have a seance Ance. Ok you're turn."

"The UK is leaving the EU and because of that, Scotland is moving for another Independence Referendum... So the english are going to get away scot free!"

"Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon? (OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee"