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Joke of the Day

"Everything my boy friend ever said to me was a lie. Every. Fcuking. Thing. Except the part about how pretty I was, that was true."

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"Three feminists had a picnic... It didn't last long - none of them made sandwiches."
"I took a girl with microcephaly out on a date... I was hoping to get a little head."
"How does Moses prepare his coffee? Hebrews it."
"BAD COP: Throw the book at him. GOODREADS COP: OK! Check out Ruby, the beautiful and devastating debut novel by Cynthia Bond. 12"
"Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics? All that backstabbing was too much for him."
"Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny? Because they are always losing pounds."
"""Still upset about earlier?"" Yeah ""So you knocked over a few spaghetti boxes at the store. No big deal"" I WAS A WORLD JENGA CHAMPION, SALLY"
"I've got Alzheimer's ....but atleast I don't have Alzheimer's."
"[babysitting] Ok well sorry I threw all your kid's toys into the ocean but maybe next time be more clear if you suggest we have a tea party"