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Joke of the Day
"What did the tailpipe say to the muffler? I'm exhausted. What did the muffler say back? ^mmmmbfmbm"
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"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick into your asshole."
"Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy? Because he had no nuts."
"Why does doctor pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead"
"Have you seen FullMetal Alchemist? The cow says ""moo"". The cat says ""meow"". The dog says ""ed...ward...ed...ward"". Explanation : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRtoFNqn84"
"Chuck Norris Some people think the glass is half full. Some people think it is half empty. Chuck Norris sees scotch."
"Our family motto is ""Who took my phone charger?"""
"Why can't astronauts listen to music? The beat can't drop in outer space."
"What did the male robot say to the female robot? 1100011010000010001000100101011101111100001011101001101000110011010110100000000110001001101011000001"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts."