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Joke of the Day

"Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match? The person who shouted ""Give me an L!"""

"What do... Gay horses eat...?? Hey!!"

"Mark Morrison took his new computer back to the Apple store... Return of the Mac."

"What do West Africans eat for dinner. Ebola soup."

"What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak? Teaching the chicken to cook"

"That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting."

"Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks"

"""I'm afraid I have some very bad news, sir,"" the doctor said. ""You have cancer and Alzheimer's."" ""Oh, well, at least I don't have cancer."""

"Dog Teacher: did you finish your homework Dog Student: (still chewing) almost"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!"