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Joke of the Day

"Father O'Flannagan and the Taxi Driver"

"Coworker: Are you seeing anyone? Me: Unfortunately. CW: Then why are you dating her? Me: No, I meant you're standing in front of me."

"ESPN First Take - Patriots' Players Question Rex Ryan's Defense"

"The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated."

"Is cyanide the most efficient way to kill someone? Asking for a fiend."

"What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix? No whey."

"After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology."

"Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory? He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated."

"Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes."

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch? Not really He knows nothing, you can only buy the watch online."