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Joke of the Day

"Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory? He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated."

"I was suspicious that big multinational chemical corporation was up to no good, but then I saw that green cartoon leaf in its logo. Whew!"

"People in wheelchairs just don't get humor. They never know when you're pulling their leg."

"What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot."

"Jesus loves me. This I know. For my neighbor told me so. Jesus is a Puerto Rican that lives two doors down. I'm flattered...but straight."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle"

"Poke joke Knock knock? who's there? Shaymin. Shaymin who? Shame in you!"

"Walmart stopped selling hoverboards due to safety concerns. In case you were curious about those empty shelves between the guns and the ammo"

"What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team? A teabag stays in the cup longer..."

"Why did the crab jump out of the water? Because the SeaWeed.."