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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch? Not really He knows nothing, you can only buy the watch online."

"Oral contraceptive I recently had an experience with oral contraceptives. I asked a woman if she would like have sex with me. She said, ""No""."

"Cashier: ""Sir, the toilet paper you're buying goes on sale tomorrow."" ""COOL, I'LL CHECK WITH MY FAMILY TO SEE IF THEY CAN HOLD IT IN."""

"Once I've repeated what I said for the third time, I have to tell my dark family secret: I come from a long line of mumblers."

"What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix? An untenable situation"

"My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still wants to have sex with me. So, who's stupid now?"

"Wife: Why is there a bouncy castle in the garden? Me out of breath with no shoes on: I'm not sure."

"Thank you for teaching me the meaning of the word ""much."" It means a lot."

"Dumb and Nobody in class... Dumb: Teacher!! Teacher!! Nobody is bothering me. Teacher: Kid, are you dumb? Dumb: Yes."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."