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Joke of the Day
"I plan to swim all the way to Paris my friends think I'm In-Seine."
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"A Star Wars scene where drunk Luke and Han admit they have no idea what Chewie and R2 are saying, and then they both just start laughing"
"How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'? 1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... I^will^see^myself^out"
"What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast? [OC] I think I'll go on a diet!"
"Why was Jesus so ripped? because he did crossfit..."
"Why don't cannibals eat ex-wives? Because they're bitter."
"Isn't swallowing semen technically canibalism? I don't know, I just do it for the taste..."
"Scientists say, six out of seven dwarves are not happy. -- As seen on QI."
"In a parallel universe somewhere, all the Pumpkin Spice Lattes are getting really excited for White Girl season at Starbucks."
"Wanna hear a joke? My bank account... :("