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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around."
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"It's OK, batteries...no one includes me either."
"What does a Muslim magician say before his trick? Araba-cadabra"
"My buddy told me he had a threesome with his girlfriend and her twin....... I asked how he could tell them apart. He said ""Her brother has a mustache."""
"What's a bear's favorite fruit? Tom**ato**(**ms**). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug: /r/BearJokes"
"Best/worst joke out of a trip through Germany ""Knock Knock"" ""who's there"" ""brat"" ""brat who?"" ""bratwurst"""
"What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? Wata"
"Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small."
"What do you call an Asian pornstar? Wun-Hung-Lo"
"When they ask me in a job interview what my greatest weakness is, I always say that I can't open my eyes under water"