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Joke of the Day
"I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives."
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"Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night? (X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark."
"Wife: What would you do if I died? Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry? Husband: Ah, not that crazy.."
"On the topic of Transformers ""Have you guys seen the new toys? They've changed too much! They were so much better when we were little!"" ""...Transformers are supposed to change"""
"What do you call a group of hot moms in space? THE MILFY WAY!"
"7yr old: What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1? Me: Math"
"Afraid to die alone... ...become a bus driver!"
"2 chickens walk into a chickenfarm The one chicken says to the other: ""tock, tock, tock, tock, tock."" The other one respones: ""Are you tocking to me?"""
"A poem about bugs: If it can fly, it should die."
"I want to piss on the guy that stole my tweet, changed it slightly and submitted as his own on FunTweets and then set him on fire."