191160

Joke of the Day

"I want to piss on the guy that stole my tweet, changed it slightly and submitted as his own on FunTweets and then set him on fire."

"Have you heard the one about the misaddressed letter? You might not get it."

"The strangest thing happened to me on the train today. Found a book titled ""How to increase your Memory Power"" left behind on a seat. Now, that's irony!"

"Whats a motivational word for a gopher? Gopher' it."

"Hello all, I have the ground type safari...Someone please add me, I'm looking for the older generation."

"Prom night for my 17 year old daughter, or as I like to call it, 'Dad spends the evening sharpening his axe' night."

"Definitions Bigamist - An Italian fog. Myfunsalow - ""I am broke"" in Italian. Innuendo - Italian for suppository."

"A woman in her seventies overhearing that I was a tattoo artist asked if I wanted to see her ""rat"" tattoo. I said sure. She revealed a bare hip and said ""Oh, I guess my pussy must have ate it"""

"I noticed that you're still staring at me after I already answered your question, what can we do to stop this"

"How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!"